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It was actually in the context of sports and what I wrote about last week – us taking simple concepts and turning them into 400-page documents consisting of rules, regulations and enough legal jargon to make your head spin. And also, me trying to be better about not freaking out if my team(s) lose, and this conversation of course occurred when the Cubs were drilling HR after HR against the White Sox and I could barely stomach watching the game. So, that’s going to be a goal I probably won’t achieve.
So when I saw this photo, I had to share. The only people who make life so complicated are other people. If we take a step back and focus on the basics, taking advice from a tree is the way to go (no, really).
Stand Tall And Proud: Be cool, be confident, be proud of yourself and your achievements (unless you are Jerry Sandusky, in which case I hope a 300-lb man named Bubba makes you his girlfriend in jail and the physical and emotional suffering enacted on you knows no limits, you sick piece of shit). Wait, where was I? Oh, right. Good posture, be confident, and carry on.
Go Out on a Limb: If I had never asked Tad Hamilton to be my date to Melissa’s wedding, he never would have called me to cancel 48-hours before he was supposed to fly here. Going out on that limb was SO worth it.
Remember Your Roots: To bring back memories of TGIF in the 90s, I think this one is pretty self-explanatory: Family Matters.
Drink Plenty of Water: Much healthier than soda! Which I am currently drinking!
Be Content With Your Natural Beauty: I hate my nose. I saw a plastic surgeon in 2008 about a nose job (how I was going to pay for it is beyond me). I’ve had more than one person tell me I need a nose job (as Stephanie Tanner would say, “HOW RUDE.”). But, well, what’s the point? I could pay $10K for a nose job and wind up hating it. I think just coming to terms with the fact that this is how I look is a healthier approach.
Enjoy the View: Because no matter where you are, there’s always a good one to be found.