Someone hold me

I think we all know how I feel about Twilight.

So when I saw this earlier today, I thought to myself, “well, we’ve reached the limit of inane ways to try to be the characters in the book, specifically Bella.”

openposttwilightringLike, seriously?

Let’s forget for one moment that the ring is hideous, why is BED, BATH AND BEYOND selling them?

And now Yahoo! has a story about a 24-year old planning her wedding to a FUCKING CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF ROBERT PATTINSON.

Apparently the wedding is part of her thesis, but it’s giving me a giant headache. Although, maybe she’s the smartest person in the world, writing a thesis about how we view female fandom by doing the batshit craziest thing possible and letting us all react accordingly.




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