Last night, I went to bar trivia with two of my friends. It was kind of last-minute and when I showed up we had all of ten minutes to think of a team name (previous examples: I don’t like you in that way, My couch pulls out but I don’t, Richard Nixon and the Sperm Whales, etc). No one liked anyone else’s suggestion, so we just started chatting. Somehow, the topic of porn came up. Then friend #1 said to me, “I bet John Doe watches porn all the time.”
Now, I am not really privy to JD’s adult viewing activities, however I know they exist. As I then told my friends, for example: this one time, when JD and I were trying to watch a movie, the DVD was not working so he asked me to pick out another one to determine whether or not it was the DVD we were trying to watch or the player. Well, my options were either porn or Uncle Buck. As I’m telling the story, friend #2 perks up and says, “that’s our team name!”
Thus, Porn or Uncle Buck was born, and not only that, we won first place, with the prize being a one hour open bar for 20 people. Which has nothing to do with our team name, but is exciting nonetheless. And the prize was based on us winning trivia, not our team name, though it SHOULD have been for both.
A Series of Very Bad Decisions 