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Carrie: He said, ‘I miss you, baby.’ Do you think that was meant to be some kind of coded mea culpa?
Miranda: You mean like what he really meant was, ‘I’ve been a complete idiot, please forgive me for having dinner with that other woman.’
Carrie: Exactly.
Miranda: Could be.
Carrie: Well no, because that would mean that everything he ever said that I interpreted as sincere is subject to interpretation, and in that case, what I perceive as his feelings for me may only really be reflected projections of my feelings for him.
Miranda: What?
What the hell is this bitch talking about?? I love this show, but Carrie’s inane ramblings fueled at least an additional ten years of crazy from the rest of us.
A Series of Very Bad Decisions 