Insomnia + Spotify = This

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Woke up around five, tried to get some book writing done, then was going through my Spotify play list and noticed a ton of Disney songs. So I decided to listen to a bunch of them and jot down my first reaction to each, the result of which is below:

Kiss The Girl
~Don’t be scared

Supercalifragli-whatever
~Use big words to scare people

Cruella De Vil
~If she doesn’t scare you, well, that’s weird

A Whole New World
~Don’t you dare close your eyes

The Bare Necessities
~Forget about your worries and your strife

Chim Chim Cher-ee
~What the hell is this dude talking about?

A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes
~Whatever you wish for, you keep?
Really? Nice message that doesn’t work for two reasons (maybe three)

  1. Sometimes dreams are BAD and certainly not something you want
  2. It’s setting us up for failure
  3. Dream when you’re awake, bitch

Some Day My Prince Will Come
~Someday when spring is here, we’ll find our love anew?
Seasonal depression much?

The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
~I really think he was always high on coke and didn’t share with Eeyore.

Gaston
~Dismissed, rejected, publically humlitated. It’s more than I can bear. JOIN THE CLUB ASSHOLE

Poor Unfortunate Souls
~Life’s full of tough choices, isn’t it?

Once Upon A Dream
~ENOUGH DREAMING AND WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN. GO GET IT, GIRL.

It’s a Small World
~The only explanation for running into people at the least opportune times

Under The Sea
~Grass is always greener on the other side. ALWAYS.

 

 

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