(Image from GAGBAY)
Woke up around five, tried to get some book writing done, then was going through my Spotify play list and noticed a ton of Disney songs. So I decided to listen to a bunch of them and jot down my first reaction to each, the result of which is below:
Kiss The Girl
~Don’t be scared
~Use big words to scare people
Cruella De Vil
~If she doesn’t scare you, well, that’s weird
A Whole New World
~Don’t you dare close your eyes
The Bare Necessities
~Forget about your worries and your strife
Chim Chim Cher-ee
~What the hell is this dude talking about?
A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes
~Whatever you wish for, you keep?
Really? Nice message that doesn’t work for two reasons (maybe three)
- Sometimes dreams are BAD and certainly not something you want
- It’s setting us up for failure
- Dream when you’re awake, bitch
Some Day My Prince Will Come
~Someday when spring is here, we’ll find our love anew?
Seasonal depression much?
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
~I really think he was always high on coke and didn’t share with Eeyore.
~Dismissed, rejected, publically humlitated. It’s more than I can bear. JOIN THE CLUB ASSHOLE
Poor Unfortunate Souls
~Life’s full of tough choices, isn’t it?
Once Upon A Dream
~ENOUGH DREAMING AND WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN. GO GET IT, GIRL.
It’s a Small World
~The only explanation for running into people at the least opportune times
Under The Sea
~Grass is always greener on the other side. ALWAYS.