Reason 48329201 I know nothing

Let’s break down my NCAA bracket:

• I only have one Elite 8 team that is still alive (Louisville)
• I told my mom that Miami was winning it all and Michigan would not make it past the Sweet 16
• My title game was Miami vs. Ohio State
• My Final 4 was completely wrong: Michigan State, Kansas, Ohio State, Miami
• I won all my pools in 2009 because I was the only person who had Villanova in the Final 4
• So sometimes I do know something
• Just not this year!