No, not me, Susan again. This girl is giving me enough blog material for eternity.
She forwarded me these gems last night and today, and per usual I invite you to please enjoy my accompanying commentary.
I would first like to point out that the first gentleman’s profile indicates that he lives in the UK, otherwise known as the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. So, not sure that’s feasible to begin with – but then you look at his message and it’s like – fail after fail after fail. Like other entries of this nature, this is a cut and paste job – grammatical eye-bleeds are NOT mine. So without further adieu:
Hello princess,I was just looking at ur profile and When I saw your pic I found my self looking at one of the most beautiful lady.
Grammar fail on like seven levels.
But I am not sure how come such a beautiful lady like you can be single and why? Are you sure you are for real? Basically you are the most beautiful thing my eyes has ever seen in my life.
Yes I am for real (or in this case, Susan is) and unless you’re a chimney, please stop blowing smoke.
And now a bit about me! I do work as a police officer and have another job as a night hotel manager and I do study aviation to become a pilot.
Grammar fail x2, possibly x3.
And I am single for over a year now and no kids unfortunately.
Yeah, so here’s the thing – it is great that you want kids, but being upset about not having them yet is not something to throw in an initial message on an online dating site.
I love travelling as I have been around over 22 countries so far. I hope u have a good day and hope to hear back from you soon.
Sorry, Nemo, but I don’t think she’s going to try and find you.
Next up, we have the gentleman who messaged her four times in a row and never got a response to any of them: